As I entered the ER one evening to get report, my coworker asks if I saw my friend in the ER earlier.  As I replied no, he motions for me to come look at the xray my ‘friend’ was in. It was a pic of a 14 inch dildo inside a person! Turns out, this man and his boyfriend got a lil too carried away w/ their toys and the dildo would not come out of the man’s anus!!! When the doctor explained to them that he would try to manually disengage the dildo (use his hands), the boyfriend became quite upset and insisted he removed the dildo himself!-after all, it’s his fault the patient was there in the first place!