Funniest Nursing Stories
Urine Shower
Denise
After entering one of my elderly patients’ rooms, the patient said, “Oh, nurse, I need go to the bathroom!” She was too weak to walk to the bathroom, so I quickly left the room to get a bedside commode. I went to the clean utility room and, of course, the only commode was at the back of the room behind tons of other equipment. I reached back and lift the commode over all the other equipment—SPLASH!! Holy freaking…!!! Someone had put a commode full of URINE in the CLEAN utility room!! I was soaked with urine. It spilled all down the front of me and completely soaked all of my charting! “S*@t!!’” I screamed, “What the…?!” All the other nurses came running to my rescue. As I was getting cleaned up, a woman approached me and said, “Ummm…ma’am?? My mom said she needs to go to the bathroom. Aren’t you going to get her a bedside commode?”
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