Enjoy a hearty chuckle at the fun poked at the not-so-glamorous parts of nursing. The list has been around for a while—and you probably have your own to add to it.
You know you're a nurse if...
• You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
• Almost everything can seem humorous...eventually.
• You can identify different diarrhea scents.
• You wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom.
• You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
• Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
• You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
• You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.
• You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if you say, “It’s unusually quiet around here today."
• You have had a patient look you straight in the eye and say, "I have no idea how that got stuck in there!"
• You notice that you are using more four-letter words than you even knew before you started nursing.
• When someone asks you for a pen you can find at least four of them on you.
• You live by the motto "To be right is only half the battle; to convince the doctor is more difficult."
• You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help.
• Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
• You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines.
• You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
• Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
• You have seen more penises than any prostitute.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
HAPPY NURSES DAY/WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
May 6th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
You think having someone poo on your shoes is part of a ‘normal’ days work – and can laugh about it within 30 minutes.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
You view unhealthy habits in other people as job security.