I was working the night shift and I had this sweet little old man. He wasn’t used to being away from his wife, and needed quite a bit of reassurance. After bringing him multiple items, I responded to his call light, only to find his face covered in a thick pink cream. He had mistaken his butt paste for facial lotion. As we all know, that stuff is really thick and it took some time and a lot of wash clothes to get it all off.