For as long as I can remember, Mr. Wright was our friendly Egyptian Surgical registrar, always polite, always has a chat. Well he finally became a consultant and walks into work (ER) with a brand new very expensive looking suit and the shiniest shoes in the world.
Never expecting to actually do any work, he ends up having to do a bedside sigmoidoscopy. The tube went in, he peered inside closely, nothing to see. Then all of a sudden a surge of poo comes pouring out the tube, onto his trouser leg and onto his shiny shoes