Funniest Nursing Stories
Toilet Trachs
Leslie Taylor
I had a lady in the nursing home with a trach and a real sense of humor. One day I transferred her to the shower chair, wheeled her in and turned around to get her toiletries. When I turned back around there was the biggest pile of poop that I have ever seen on the shower floor. I looked up at her sitting there with a big grin and I said, “Katie! (name changed) Did you wait till I got you in there to shit on the floor? She laughed through her trach so hard I had to clean mucus and poop off the floor. Even better…She did the same exact thing to me the NEXT week after I deliberately asked her if she needed to use the toilet first!
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May 8th, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Thats hilarious! I had a man who weighed over 300 pounds and I transferred him from his wheel chair to the shower chair. As I was getting ready to wash him, he had a lot of gas, He looked around and said did you hear that? I said Yes where did It come from? he said Oh I dont know, is there someone else in here with me? I said I dont see anyone, he was like Oh, well I guess it came from me then.