I had a patient in for Change in Mental Status, of course since they are usually quite humorous. I was on his Left and reached over to his right arm, I forget why. He then said “I’ll bite your tittie” and made biting sounds. He was an adorable old man so I just laughed it off.

My patient was an 80 year old male confused patient. He was in with altered mental status. He told me that he had tourinate. So I quickly went to get the urinal because he said he really had to go. I gave him the urinal and he put his G-Tube (feeding tube) in the urinal and started peeing. I kept telling him that he [...]