This was during my last semester of my Associate’s degree program. There’s that one person in every class that just has to parade their knowledge in front of the professor, John was our class’s. So our professor is lecturing on GI disorders and asks, “What is the name for black, tarry stools?
John replies “Melena.”
Professor, “What is the name for greasy, frothy yellow stools?”
John, again correct, replies, “Steatorrhea.”
At which point one of the girls in class, Laurel, replies “Wow John you really know your shit!”
We all burst out laughing our professor included.