In high school I started working as a CNA in a nursing home to decide if I wanted to pursue a career in nursing. One of my very first orientation days, the worker I was following was helping me get a female resident with Alzheimer’s ready for bed. After taking off the woman’s shirt, I removed her bra. The confused woman looked down at her breasts and stated “hmm, what are these?” Then she grasped a breast in each hand, pointed them forward, and proceeded to make machine gun sounds and rotating her torso back and forth like she was shooting up the room! I had quite the time trying to put her pajamas on because I was laughing so hard. The other worker fell on the ground laughing. I figured that was such a hilarious moment that going into nursing would be pretty fun!