During my years of working in the ER, we had a patient come in with complaints of a sinus infection. The MD appropriately palpated her face; when he palpated under her eyes one of her eyeballs popped out. I swear. Thank G-d it was Dr. Mike, the coolest and most level headed of the ER docs… He simply grabbed the eyeball and popped it back into the socket. The patient had very shallow facial bones and had exopthalmos…I thought I would vomit right then and there but he was cool with this until he left the room and then he lost it…

Ugh…funny, sick and off the wall all at the same time.
Needless to say the woman had to be treated for corneal abrasions after this episode…