I have been working at a Nursing Home for over a year as a nursing assistant waiting to get into nursing school. One night I was getting ready to give a resident a bath. She is a mechanical lift transfer and so I was using a bath sling which has a big hole in the center to clean the butt. We raised her up about 3 feet in the air and were about to place her in the shower chair when she said she needed to “do a job” aka poop. I asked her to hold it and I would put her on the bed pan. She said ok but the next thing I knew I heard something splat on the floor. It was the size and shape of a pop can if not bigger. And it stayed that shape when it hit the floor. I had to laugh I could not help myself. The resident also laughed because it was soooo funny. She shit from 3 feet in the air through a hole in a sling onto her floor. I will never forget that night.