I had a patient who had a wife that was very outspoken. The patient had been in the hospital for a while and had a lot going on, one of them being a Foley catheter. Me and another nurse were getting the patient situated in bed and he was “exposed”. His wife said to him in front of the two of us “God, you’re gonna need Viagra, you’ve shrunk since they put that thing in you!” Trying to contain ourselves, me and the other nurse pretended we didn’t hear her say that. Not getting the reaction she wanted, she continued with, “Just look at that little thing!”